Saturday, November 28, 2009

Wait 'till you see what she does with a carrot!

We just finished with a shoot for the new Cut Throat Freak Show dvd and the kinkiest thing I've ever seen just happened. Fuck.

I'm going to have an erection for weeks. Have a sneak preview photo that reveals very little! Enjoy!

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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Pinchy gets down!

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We're working like mad on the dvd.

Tentative release date set for February.

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Cut Throat Freak Show in 3-D lookit!

and there's pictures in this gallery...
It's labeled PAPA at around page four.


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Saturday, November 14, 2009

butt face and buffalo celery

Oh yeahhhh, this is making the dvd. (which is looking like it'll be released in January or February).

Also, get your ass to the Hollywood Alley tonight. Which reminds me, last night, I overheard yet another person say the same damn shit that people in every city I've visited say. It's a broken record in every city. Every cities citizen feels like they live in the worst city ever. They say "This city is a cultural wasteland. Everything has been white washed." followed by buzzwords like "gentrification" and "sustainability". You know what? That's just making excuses to sit at home and bitch. I don't think we live in a cultural wasteland. Nor can I remember visiting one. It's just not a problem I have.

Wait for it...

And you won't have that problem either if you make to the Hollywood Alley in AZ tonight. Ha!
Seriously though. Get your ass out of the house. It's Saturday night! Live entertainment is EVERYWHERE!

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"Hollywood knows we could, if you know what I mean..."

Come see us at the Hollywood Alley in AZ tonight!
We'll play some Ghosts N Goblins in the arcade, eat some shicken wings, drink some beers, and watch the Premier of the film "Bisbee Cuisine"!

from the new times;

Roadkill Bill, Vol. 3
Bisbee Cannibal Club director strikes again
By Leslie Barton So
bad it’s good, or vice versa? Decide for yourself when “Roadkill Bill”
Robertson’s third low-budget horror-comedy B-movie, 2009’s Bisbee Cuisine -- a Tales From the Crypt-style
short flick featuring a foul-mouthed waitress regaling her reluctant
diners with a triple shot of culinary storytelling debauchery – at
Mesa’s Hollywood Alley. A 20-year resident of Bisbee, Roadkill Bill (The Bisbee Cannibal Club) cites influences such as celluloid crazies Peter Jackson and Herschell Gordon Lewis. Bill’s cameraman, John Cheney, tells New Times, “We aimed for John Waters, and ended up with a few Ed Wood moments. I guess that's half the charm, eh?” Well, as Trainee the waitress says early on in Cuisine, “One person's garbage is another person's delicacy.” Also playing is Robertson’s first video, A Road Kill Cautionary Tale, featuring, well, lots of dead animals. Special guests at the event include Cut Throat Freak Show and the bands Cosmeticators and Scorpion vs. Tarantula."

The Cut Throat Freak Show will be there ripping shit up. There's even been talk of an attempt at repeating a certain October performance (hint hint)....

21 and up. I have no idea when the Cut Throat Freak Show plays, although I'm certain it will be night time. It doesn't matter. This is more like a party with fucking great entertainment. Do yourself a favor and be there around nine, and plan on staying all night. The Cosmeticators, and Scorpion vs Tarantula are playing. CTFS, Road Kill Bill, Bisbee Cuisine, Slightly Curious, Cut Throat Freak Show, Cosmeticators, Scorpion vs Tarantula.
See you there, we're going to go get our shit to the venue, and start pregaming.

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Sunday, November 8, 2009

Milfs squirming in their seats.....

If you're in Arizona, I'll be on Mill ave in Tempe on Sunday (today) juggling for dollars! I'm going to try and show up before lunch, and go till after the last drunk wanders back to frat row.

I'll be bringing some special surprises for CTFS fans. I won't be breaking those out for the "family crowd", but I'll have something for the rest of you.

If nothing else, come out just to request eyeball tricks while I'm juggling for 8 year olds, and watch their mothers writhe in discomfort.

It'll be a long day. Come say Hi! (and tip me! ha! Seriously. I have twenty two children. With Lupus. In their KNEES!)

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