Monday, November 8, 2010

Proposed tour path.

Starting January first.
Still lots of booking and planning to do. 

Phoenix, AZ
Tucson, AZ
Las Cruces, NM
Albuquerque, NM
Amarillo, TX
Oklahoma City, OK
Dallas / Ft Worth, TX
Austin, TX
Houston, TX
New Orleans, LA
Hattiesburg, MS
Meridian, MS
Birmingham, AL
Atlanta, GA
Chatanooga, TN
Nashville, TN
Louisville, KY
ST Louis, MO
Kansas City, MO
Wichita, KS
Des Moines, IA
Omaha, NE
Boulder, CO
St George, UT
Las Vegas, NV
Los Angeles-ish, CA
Santa Barbara, CA
Pismo Beach, CA
Monterey, CA
Santa Cruz, CA
San Francisco, CA
Sacramento, CA
Eugene, OR
Portland, OR
Seattle, WA
Spokane, WA
Coeur D'Alene, ID
Bozeman, MT
Billings, MT
Bismarck, ND
Jamestown, ND
Fargo, ND
Sioux Falls, SD
Minneapolis, MN
Eau Claire, WI
Chicago, IL
Kalamazoo, MI (maybe)
Indianapolis, IN
Columbus, OH
Pittsburgh, PA
Philly, PA
New York, NY
Bridgeport, CT
Providence, RI
Boston, MA
Portland, ME
St Johnsbury, VT
Springfield, MA
Hamden, CT
New York, NY
Trenton, NJ
Atlantic Ctiy, NJ
Dover, DE (maybe)
Baltimore, MD
Washington, DC
Richmond, VA
Raleigh, NC
Charlotte, NC
Columbia, SC
Savannah, GA
Jacksonville, FL
Talahassee, FL
Mobile, AL
and then a few more on the way back to AZ

See your city on there? Say hey! 
We need all the help we can get with couches, and shows. 

We'll be filming a documentary of this whole trip.

The Cut Throat Freak Show touring in a minivan with a balloon twisting clown for 
70+ cities. At the end, I intend to purchase a plane ticket to Hawaii to celebrate, and officially mark off the last state I will have left on my list. 

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Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Thursday, August 5, 2010

We painted some stickers tonight!

We had planned on going out to commit acts of vandalism with these tonight, but then we settled into watching hulu.

If you want to purchase a sticker for any sum of money at all, we're down. Otherwise, they're probably getting stuck on things in our travels tmrw or the next day.

Check these out!

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Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Cut Throat Freak Show meets The Emotron July 25th

This will be the most fun you'll have on a Sunday. Unless you plan on fucking in church. And even if you do, there's time for both.

Come have a fantastic party with us!
We'll drink too much, and engage in ridiculous shenanigans.

And you'll get to see two of the most ridiculous, and fun acts. Ever.

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Sunday, May 16, 2010

Dear Phoenix, -fucking REALLY?!

The idea that street performing is regulated anywhere in the United States pisses me the fuck off.<p>
REALLY?! <p>
Fucking really?!!<p>
It can be illegal to juggle? <p>
Read that again, I'll wait.<br>
It's illegal to juggle sometimes. What the shit?!<p>
I was recently asked to remove myself and my props from a public street. The alternative was jail time. <p><br>
I am planning to do a show as an act of dis-civil obedience. <br>
I will obey the "do not perform here" law with such silliness that it should force the issue.<p>
I intend to direct the audience into an act (which is actually pretty good, and can work right away) which I will watch. <br>
The audience will become the performer, and I will become the spectator.<p>
With any luck, the police will ask <b>ME</b> to shut this down and move along. ME! The audience member! Haha!<p>

So yeah. First Friday. Second And Roosevelt. In the street, where it's blocked off. Right in the middle, where I'm not supposed to be.
Let's sayyyyy, 9:30 pm?

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Monday, May 10, 2010

Back from the International Super Side Show in Las Vegas.

We had a great time in Las Vegas.

Eight minutes of our show got cut due to fire restrictions last minute. It's always tough to come up with a great show with no materials. Especially when you're expected to do so in the hour that you should be sound checking. I think we did pretty fucking well anyway. <p>
This was the third performance of the rake act, and it went off perfectly. I don't know how a person can be sitting in the audience, see a rake on stage, and not instantly think "somebody is going to get hit in the face with that". So far though, the glass-rake-face-explosion has been a surprise all three times.

It's a shame that something that I like so much only occupies about 3 seconds of stage time (including my stumbling after the hit). I love it though. Come see the show soon, things are getting exciting. <p>

Here, have some pictures from Las Vegas!!

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Sunday, April 11, 2010

New act? Hell yeah. Almost ready for the stage.

I successfully nailed some really hard stuff today. Next step will be introducing dildos, fire, lube and audience volunteers.



It's been a good day. I've been wanting to do a double rola bola stack with some juggling for a while. Qualified it yesterday, and shot it today. I can't wait till I'm more comfortable with this so I can start throwing in some extra weirdness.

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Saturday, March 27, 2010

Dallas High Life is over, on my way to play a kid's party...

I had a great time with my audition for America's Got Talent. I'm not allowed to say anything more than "Tune in to see it".

The Dallas Fire Marshal is one cool mofo. I want to hang out with him some more. And a certain band, but I think mentioning their name might be a violation of contract.

Seriously. You have to watch AGT Dallas auditions. (assuming the FCC or something doesn't make post cut out all the goodness).

I'm on my way to play a kid's party now. Tmrw night I think I'm going to test some material on an open mic, and hopefully post a video.

Enclosed is a picture of the window I stared at a Zamboni through.

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Friday, March 5, 2010

Phoenix first friday is no longer worth even a glance. It's dead.

According to Phoenix PD, somebody has BOUGHT Roosevelt, and is allowed to make up their own rules.

Evidently, those rules state that if you are not a customer, you'd better be paying the owner of Roosevelt.

My right to perform for money is protected under the same laws and precedents that allow people like Phoenix's Mayor Phil Gordon to make public speeches while on the clock.
It is not illegal to perform for money on public property. (Vending is another story.)

Tonight, I was told I MUST remove myself and my props (even after stopping my show and agreeing not to perform any more) from the street. or else suffer time in jail.
Since I have no lawyer, I packed up, took the 300 dollar loss, and looked around.

Phoenix's first Friday has sacrificed art and creativity for snow cones and hemp necklaces.

It's despicable, and the Cut Throat Freak Show will not be back without an apology. -Jeremy Kinison

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Monday, February 15, 2010

Silliest party in the worrrrld!!

Just added! BroLoaf, and Canyon Animals!
This is going to be fucking FUN.

please repost, retweet, etc.

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Monday, February 1, 2010

DVD release flier...

early version. More bands and acts to be announced as soon as agreements allow.

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Friday, January 29, 2010

DVD drops now!

The Cut Throat Freak Show dvd is officially for sale. Right now.

All dvds come with 3D glasses, and a coloring/activity book!

To own this masterpiece of extreme weirdness, all you have to do is paypal 17.99 to (this includes shipping anywhere in the US)
Make sure to include your address!

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Sunday, January 17, 2010

Look what came in from the press!

I'm really happy with the way this turned out. From the main feature, to the 3d, to the coloring book, and the packaging, I'm proud of this one. On January 31st we'll have them officially for sale. Although, I'm thinking a preorder option might be a good idea.
We're going to throw a release party at Chasers in Scottsdale, AZ on February 26th. We'll have a big ass projector and really good sound. CTFS will play live. I'm talking to really fucking fun acts about performing as well. Exciting possibilities. I'll tell you who they are when I have things confirmed.

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Tuesday, January 5, 2010

dvd cover art

The brand new dvd is going to press this week. Check out the cover art! Available for Purchase on January 31st

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