Saturday, December 19, 2009

Learn to eat fire.... click the link

Winter in the southwest is a great time to practice, learn, teach, and perform fire eating, and breathing.

I have free time, so if you want to learn the art of fire eating from a pro who's been at it for half his life, now's the time.

Drop me a line, and when I've got a few people together, I'll teach start a class of sorts. I'll charge you a hundred bucks, and teach you how to wow the fuck out of people without offing yourself or others.

Ready?

GO!

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Thursday, December 17, 2009

Url the Fish in a Squirrel suit, all over your body!

Check it out! They're finally here! Just off the press moments ago. Genuine t-shirts, and super sexy tanks!

These are great quality too. None of that 50-50 cotton/poly junk that'll be thread bare in a couple weeks. Each hand printed shirt features an illustration by Jeremy "Cut Throat" Kinison, -a profound likeness to Url, your favorite fish in a squirrel suit. The reverse feature the Slightly Curious splat emblem.

Shirts come in a variety of colors and sizes.


Ordering instructions;


If you dress like you have a penis;

Paypal ( votedahmer@gmail.com ) us twenty bucks. This covers the shipping charge anywhere in the US.

Tell us what size you need. We have M-XXL

Tell us what color you'd like. We offer white, and gray.

Tell us your address!

If you dress like you have a vagina;

Paypal ( votedahmer@gmail.com ) us twentyfive bucks. This covers the shipping charge anywhere in the US.

Tell us what size you need. We have S - M

Tell us what color you'd like. We offer red, teal, grey, pink, and white.

Tell us your address!


All money should be sent via paypal to votedahmer@gmail.com


The first 20 orders get a bonus surprise...

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Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Poor Shredder...

Download now or watch on posterous
shreddergore.wmv (182 KB)

Yet another tiny peak into the dvd. It'll be available on Jan 31st 2010
Wooo!

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Wednesday, December 2, 2009