Oh yeahhhh, this is making the dvd. (which is looking like it'll be released in January or February). Also, get your ass to the Hollywood Alley tonight. Which reminds me, last night, I overheard yet another person say the same damn shit that people in every city I've visited say. It's a broken record in every city. Every cities citizen feels like they live in the worst city ever. They say "This city is a cultural wasteland. Everything has been white washed." followed by buzzwords like "gentrification" and "sustainability". You know what? That's just making excuses to sit at home and bitch. I don't think we live in a cultural wasteland. Nor can I remember visiting one. It's just not a problem I have. Wait for it...
And you won't have that problem either if you make to the Hollywood Alley in AZ tonight. Ha!
Seriously though. Get your ass out of the house. It's Saturday night! Live entertainment is EVERYWHERE!
Saturday, November 14, 2009
"Hollywood knows we could, if you know what I mean..."
Come see us at the Hollywood Alley in AZ tonight!
We'll play some Ghosts N Goblins in the arcade, eat some shicken wings, drink some beers, and watch the Premier of the film "Bisbee Cuisine"!
" Roadkill Bill, Vol. 3
Bisbee Cannibal Club director strikes again
By Leslie Barton So
bad it’s good, or vice versa? Decide for yourself when “Roadkill Bill”
Robertson’s third low-budget horror-comedy B-movie, 2009’s Bisbee Cuisine -- a Tales From the Crypt-style
short flick featuring a foul-mouthed waitress regaling her reluctant
diners with a triple shot of culinary storytelling debauchery – at
Mesa’s Hollywood Alley. A 20-year resident of Bisbee, Roadkill Bill (The Bisbee Cannibal Club) cites influences such as celluloid crazies Peter Jackson and Herschell Gordon Lewis. Bill’s cameraman, John Cheney, tells New Times, “We aimed for John Waters, and ended up with a few Ed Wood moments. I guess that's half the charm, eh?” Well, as Trainee the waitress says early on in Cuisine, “One person's garbage is another person's delicacy.” Also playing is Robertson’s first video, A Road Kill Cautionary Tale, featuring, well, lots of dead animals. Special guests at the event include Cut Throat Freak Show and the bands Cosmeticators and Scorpion vs. Tarantula."
The Cut Throat Freak Show will be there ripping shit up. There's even been talk of an attempt at repeating a certain October performance (hint hint).... 21 and up. I have no idea when the Cut Throat Freak Show plays, although I'm certain it will be night time. It doesn't matter. This is more like a party with fucking great entertainment. Do yourself a favor and be there around nine, and plan on staying all night. The Cosmeticators, and Scorpion vs Tarantula are playing. CTFS, Road Kill Bill, Bisbee Cuisine, Slightly Curious, Cut Throat Freak Show, Cosmeticators, Scorpion vs Tarantula.
See you there, we're going to go get our shit to the venue, and start pregaming.
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Milfs squirming in their seats.....
If you're in Arizona, I'll be on Mill ave in Tempe on Sunday (today) juggling for dollars! I'm going to try and show up before lunch, and go till after the last drunk wanders back to frat row.
I'll be bringing some special surprises for CTFS fans. I won't be breaking those out for the "family crowd", but I'll have something for the rest of you.
If nothing else, come out just to request eyeball tricks while I'm juggling for 8 year olds, and watch their mothers writhe in discomfort.
It'll be a long day. Come say Hi! (and tip me! ha! Seriously. I have twenty two children. With Lupus. In their KNEES!)
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Mentioned in the Wall Street Journal
Url, that is. I knew everyone loved him, somewhere deep, deep down..
Here's the article. Thanks again, Regretsy!
Here's the article. Thanks again, Regretsy!
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
French fries, broken glass, phantom coffee shops
Black Friday got off to a slow start. It picked up enough to do a show, make some tips, and go home for drinks. Jeremy got stuck performing outside, so instead of setting up on the counter like I did last month I threw my stuff on the ground next to his spot and performed with him. It was a bit dismal at first, but ended up being just as good, if not better than, the original plan. Though I must say that keeping people out of a bad mood is not my forte. A couple friends came out to keep us company and bring us treats. Here's pictures.
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Surprise!
As expected, I lack the attention span for regular updates. Turning on email notifications would probably help this.
Last time I was talking about Black Friday, and it's all ready upon us once again! I'm terrible. Getting there was a pain, but I was pleasantly surprised with the turnout last time, and it can only get better with each event. I didn't have an opportunity to take pictures of anything as I had to stay at my booth, but here's one my friend took while he was sitting next to me -
What can I say? It was Rocky. If you've been, you know. If you haven't, bring a flask and go grimace at fat men in lingerie.
On to future events, then. I have at least three performances with CTFS this month, including SADISCO on Halloween. This means I get to wear my white rabbit outfit soon. Hooray for embarrassing yourself.
Got a surprise phone call from my tattoo artist at Immaculate. He's normally booked about six months out. I was going to have to wait until December for my appointment, but since he's going to Japan to get tattooed by a badass, he moved it to THIS FRIDAY! Shit! He does amazing work, so I'll be thrilled with whatever he ends up stabbing in to me.
Oh! Somehow I almost forgot that I was featured on Regretsy a couple of days ago. Thanks, Regretsy, for bringing over 1,400 visitors to my Etsy store! Yesterday, I was once again posted on LiveJournal's Ugly Crap Community, as well as some other blogs. I've had a ridiculous amount of traffic lately. Also, this video of a song about Url:
singing to lauren, although she doesn't know it yet. on 12seconds.tv
Enough about me, what about you?
Last time I was talking about Black Friday, and it's all ready upon us once again! I'm terrible. Getting there was a pain, but I was pleasantly surprised with the turnout last time, and it can only get better with each event. I didn't have an opportunity to take pictures of anything as I had to stay at my booth, but here's one my friend took while he was sitting next to me -
What can I say? It was Rocky. If you've been, you know. If you haven't, bring a flask and go grimace at fat men in lingerie.
On to future events, then. I have at least three performances with CTFS this month, including SADISCO on Halloween. This means I get to wear my white rabbit outfit soon. Hooray for embarrassing yourself.
Got a surprise phone call from my tattoo artist at Immaculate. He's normally booked about six months out. I was going to have to wait until December for my appointment, but since he's going to Japan to get tattooed by a badass, he moved it to THIS FRIDAY! Shit! He does amazing work, so I'll be thrilled with whatever he ends up stabbing in to me.
Oh! Somehow I almost forgot that I was featured on Regretsy a couple of days ago. Thanks, Regretsy, for bringing over 1,400 visitors to my Etsy store! Yesterday, I was once again posted on LiveJournal's Ugly Crap Community, as well as some other blogs. I've had a ridiculous amount of traffic lately. Also, this video of a song about Url:
singing to lauren, although she doesn't know it yet. on 12seconds.tv
Enough about me, what about you?
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